really funny jokes

really funny jokes   A father buys a robot that slaps you if you lie.   Father: Son, where were you today? Son: At…
Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton Jokes   A: Who will be the first lady of USA if Hillary Clinton becomes a President? B: Monica Lewinsky
mama jokes

mama jokes   A: Yo Mama so fat. At the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. B : Yo Mama so fat even…
policemen jokes

policemen jokes   Policeman: A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. Police Officer: Have you arrested her? Policeman:…
jokes for adults

jokes for adults   A husband and wife were sitting in the living room when the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone,…
bad jokes

bad jokes   Judge: Why did you stable the husband with a dagger? Woman: Because I couldn’t afford to buy a gun.    …
funny racist jokes

funny racist jokes A Jew woman asked her son to buy three loaves of bread. After few minutes, the Jew woman saw her son…
knock knock jokes

knock knock jokes A young blonde woman went to the doctor complaining of pain. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “You’ve got to help me.…
one liner jokes

one liner jokes Small boy: mom, when my friends grow up, with whom am I going to play? Teacher: How old is your father?…
adult jokes

adult jokes A singer caught cold the night he was supposed to sing in a party. He could hardly speak anything. It was late,so…