Funny stupid student joke

A stupid student was suspended from school .His father complained to the school principal. The principal explained that his son is very stupid and should be suspended. The father denied this, so the principal shouted at the boy: tell me…
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
funny exams jokes

funny exams jokes   One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young…
Father and son jokes

Father and son jokes   Father: smartness and honesty are your key to success. If you promise to do something, you should do it. That is honesty. Son: What is smartness? Father: it is not to promise to do anything.
jokes for kids

jokes for kids   Teacher: what is the thing that does not dissolve in water? Student: Fish, sir.   Teacher: does anyone have a question at the beginning of the school year? Student: When will holidays come?   Teacher: Who…
Arabic Jokes

Arabic Jokes Two teachers were talking about the increase of cost of living and prices. They passed by a class when the math teacher asked a student: how much is 6×3? Student replied: 24. One of the two teachers looked…