halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
late night jokes

late night jokes   A man and his wife were arguing at breakfast. Husband: You aren’t so good in bed either! Wife: do you think so? Husband: Yes. He went to work and realized he made a mistake so he…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
funny exams jokes

funny exams jokes   One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young…
funny accident jokes

funny accident jokes   A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at…
funny clean jokes

funny clean jokes   Late night a man is driving down the road when cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”…
tamil jokes

tamil jokes   A Tamil man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The Tamil man tries to pet the…
really funny jokes

really funny jokes   A father buys a robot that slaps you if you lie.   Father: Son, where were you today? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Okay I went to the museum. ! The robot…
Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton Jokes   A: Who will be the first lady of USA if Hillary Clinton becomes a President? B: Monica Lewinsky