Funny Joke about socialism

Funny Joke about socialism Three men are sitting in jail. First guy asks the second why he was imprisoned, who replies “Because I came to work 15 minutes late, and am accused of being an unproductive parasite in a socialist…
Funny stupid man joke

 A stupid short man stood on the street and shouted: who wants to fight? Come on. Who is brave to fight? A huge muscle guy stepped forward and stood against him. The stupid man shouted again: now we are two. Who…
Funny donkey joke

A man took his donkey to a horse racing for the first time. After he has seen how people cheer for the horses and knew how much the horses owners gain from races, he looked at his donkey and said:…
Funny stupid student joke

A stupid student was suspended from school .His father complained to the school principal. The principal explained that his son is very stupid and should be suspended. The father denied this, so the principal shouted at the boy: tell me…
good answer funny jokes

good answer funny jokes   Wife: I saw in my dreams that you were buying me a diamond ring. Husband: I saw your dad paying for it.  
mad women jokes

mad women jokes Question: How to tell that a woman is mad at you? Answer: 1. She is yelling at you. 2. She is silent. 3. She acts the same . 4. She act different. 5. She murdered you.
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…