Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Hilarious Mexican Jokes Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans? A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time. Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto! Q: What do you call…
Funny Joke about socialism

Funny Joke about socialism Three men are sitting in jail. First guy asks the second why he was imprisoned, who replies “Because I came to work 15 minutes late, and am accused of being an unproductive parasite in a socialist…
Funny stupid student joke

A stupid student was suspended from school .His father complained to the school principal. The principal explained that his son is very stupid and should be suspended. The father denied this, so the principal shouted at the boy: tell me…
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
funny clean jokes

funny clean jokes   Late night a man is driving down the road when cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”…
Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton Jokes   A: Who will be the first lady of USA if Hillary Clinton becomes a President? B: Monica Lewinsky
Father and son jokes

Father and son jokes   Father: smartness and honesty are your key to success. If you promise to do something, you should do it. That is honesty. Son: What is smartness? Father: it is not to promise to do anything.