funny dirty jokes

funny dirty jokes A new boy was born and when he was one month old he said his first word:”grandmother”. The next day his grandmother died. A week after he said:” uncle”. The next day his uncle died. A month…
husband wife nonveg jokes

husband wife nonveg jokes A nonveg Indian was sitting watching T.V. His wife came and slapped him. Husband: why did you slap me? Wife: I found this piece of paper in your jacket with a name of Jackie. Who is…
egyptian jokes

Egyptian jokes   An Egyptian police man passed by a cafe and asked the men there: all those who fear their wives should come with me now. All men stood and walked with the police man except one man. The police…
Anniversary Jokes

Anniversary Jokes Wife: “I saw in a dream that in our anniversary you will give me a very valuable thing. What is the meaning of this dream? Husband: “you’ll know in our anniversary day. On the anniversary day her husband…
black people jokes

black people jokes   A black bride drank so much on her wedding night. When she and her husband went back home, she told him: I will stay here because I can’t go driver back home being drunk.
funny Jew Jokes

  Jew man and his mother in law Police man: when you saw your mother in law hanging and the rope around her neck, why didn’t you release her? Jew man: she wasn’t already dead.
funny husband jokes

funny husband jokes Who really deserved to be eaten ? A man from cannibal tribes decided to take his son and teach him how to hunt humans. They hid behind a rock and waited. A skinny girl passed by. The…
husband wife jokes

Will his wife get married after his death? A man was dying and he was trying to convince his wife to get married after his death. She was refusing at the beginning until he could convince her. The husband: So…
fat Wife Jokes

Fat Wife Jokes   They just look similar A man called his fat wife and asked her to send him his photo on whatsapp. Her mother-in-law asked for the reason. He replied: I have a friend here who doesn’t know how…
husband and wife jokes

Husband and wife jokes   The perfect Murder A stupid man read in the newspaper that a husband murdered his wife and buried her under his bed. The police couldn’t discover the crime until he died 25 years after his…