really funny jokes

really funny jokes   A father buys a robot that slaps you if you lie.   Father: Son, where were you today? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Okay I went to the museum. ! The robot…
Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton Jokes   A: Who will be the first lady of USA if Hillary Clinton becomes a President? B: Monica Lewinsky
mama jokes

mama jokes   A: Yo Mama so fat. At the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. B : Yo Mama so fat even her Myspace has no space. A: Yo Mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.…
policemen jokes

policemen jokes   Policeman: A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. Police Officer: Have you arrested her? Policeman: No, the floor is still wet.
jokes for adults

jokes for adults   A husband and wife were sitting in the living room when the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone, listened for a minute then screamed, “How the hell would I know? “ As he stomped…
funny jokes for adults

funny jokes for adults   A man went to a bar to drink beer. He drank one glass and another beer, and another and…soon he needs to go to the toilet. He went to the toilet and when he looked…
bad jokes

bad jokes   Judge: Why did you stable the husband with a dagger? Woman: Because I couldn’t afford to buy a gun.     Wife: I dreamed yesterday that you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: wear it in your…
funny racist jokes

funny racist jokes A Jew woman asked her son to buy three loaves of bread. After few minutes, the Jew woman saw her son returning back from the bakery, so she shouted at him: Go back to the bakery and…
one liner jokes

one liner jokes Small boy: mom, when my friends grow up, with whom am I going to play? Teacher: How old is your father? Student: I don’t know. He has been living with us for many years.  Wife: we have…
adult jokes

adult jokes A singer caught cold the night he was supposed to sing in a party. He could hardly speak anything. It was late,so he went to his doctor’s house and knocked the door. Doctor’s wife: who is it? Singer…