husband wife jokes

husband wife jokes

Will his wife get married after his death?

A man was dying and he was trying to convince his wife to get married after his death. She was refusing at the beginning until he could convince her.

The husband: So you will get married as a asked you to do?

The wife: Yes.

The husband: Will he live in my house?

The wife: Yes.

The husband: Will he drive my car?

The wife: Yes.

The husband: Will he wear my clothes?

The wife: No.

The husband: Why?

The wife: Because he is taller than you.