Liar Husband joke

Liar Husband joke   A woman was in bed making love with her husband’s friend when the telephone rang. After hanging up, she says, ”That was Harry, but don’t worry — he won’t be home for a while. He’s playing cards…
good answer funny jokes

good answer funny jokes   Wife: I saw in my dreams that you were buying me a diamond ring. Husband: I saw your dad paying for it.  
mad women jokes

mad women jokes Question: How to tell that a woman is mad at you? Answer: 1. She is yelling at you. 2. She is silent. 3. She acts the same . 4. She act different. 5. She murdered you.
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
late night jokes

late night jokes   A man and his wife were arguing at breakfast. Husband: You aren’t so good in bed either! Wife: do you think so? Husband: Yes. He went to work and realized he made a mistake so he…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
funny accident jokes

funny accident jokes   A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at…