Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

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A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

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A: Roberto! Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?

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A: Carlos!

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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

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A: He had locomotives.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?

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A: Sinko De Mayo.

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Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

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A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?

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A: He joined the que que que.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

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A: Alien vs Predator.

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Q: What’s the difference between pick and choose?

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A: Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.

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