jokes for kids
Teacher: what is the thing that does not dissolve in water?
Student: Fish, sir.
Teacher: does anyone have a question at the beginning of the school year?
Student: When will holidays come?
Teacher: Who wants to go to the moon?
All students raised their hands except one.
Teacher : and you, my satisfaction why do not you want to go to the moon.
Student: because my father asked me to return home immediately after school.
Teacher: where do we find Gold?
Student: in my mother hands.