funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they’re two-tired!
Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
A: Twenty-one
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves!
Q: Why did the cook get sent to jail?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Q: What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A: News briefs.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time.