Hilarious Mexican Jokes
Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto! Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
A: He had locomotives.
Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
A: Sinko De Mayo.
Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
A: Alien vs Predator.
Q: What’s the difference between pick and choose?
.A: Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.