Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Hilarious Mexican Jokes

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto! Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?

A: Carlos!

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

A: He had locomotives.

Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?

A: Sinko De Mayo.

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?

A: He joined the que que que.

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

A: Alien vs Predator.

Q: What’s the difference between pick and choose?

.A: Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.