knock knock jokes

knock knock jokes A young blonde woman went to the doctor complaining of pain. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “You’ve got to help me. It hurts all over my body,” she said. “Be a little more specific.”  asked the doctor. The…
April Fools Jokes

April Fools Jokes A man got back home, and when he saw his fat blonde wife he told her: You are very beautiful; you are really the most beautiful lady on earth. His fat blonde wife was speechless.  She prepared…
Dirty Fat Jokes

Dirty Fat Jokes A: do you love fat girls? B: yes, I do. A: why? B: they make me warm in winter and make me shade in summer.
Polish Jokes

Polish Jokes Doctor talking to a  fat polish blonde woman. Doctor: how much do you weigh? Fat Polish blonde lady: 120 kg with glasses. Doctor: and without glasses? Fat Polish blonde woman: I don’t know, because I can’t see the…
short fat girl jokes

short fat girl jokes At the court, a short fat blonde girl was waiting for her sentence. Judge: I declare that you are innocent and that you didn’t steal the money. Fat blonde: thanks judge. Can I keep the money with me…
Fat women jokes

Fat women jokes A very fat blonde woman was trying to convince her child to drink his milk and he didn’t want. Fat woman: don’t you know that children who drink milk grow up faster? Kid: you must have drunk…
funny husband jokes

funny husband jokes Who really deserved to be eaten ? A man from cannibal tribes decided to take his son and teach him how to hunt humans. They hid behind a rock and waited. A skinny girl passed by. The…
fat girl jokes

Fat Girl Jokes A fat blonde girl went to the doctor claiming that she suffering from loss of appetite.   The doctor was surprised .He asked her when exactly she suffers from this. The fat blonde replied: immediately after a meal.
fat Wife Jokes

Fat Wife Jokes   They just look similar A man called his fat wife and asked her to send him his photo on whatsapp. Her mother-in-law asked for the reason. He replied: I have a friend here who doesn’t know how…