good answer funny jokes

good answer funny jokes   Wife: I saw in my dreams that you were buying me a diamond ring. Husband: I saw your dad paying for it.  
mad women jokes

mad women jokes Question: How to tell that a woman is mad at you? Answer: 1. She is yelling at you. 2. She is silent. 3. She acts the same . 4. She act different. 5. She murdered you.
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton Jokes   A: Who will be the first lady of USA if Hillary Clinton becomes a President? B: Monica Lewinsky
mama jokes

mama jokes   A: Yo Mama so fat. At the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. B : Yo Mama so fat even her Myspace has no space. A: Yo Mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.…
jokes for adults

jokes for adults   A husband and wife were sitting in the living room when the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone, listened for a minute then screamed, “How the hell would I know? “ As he stomped…
bad jokes

bad jokes   Judge: Why did you stable the husband with a dagger? Woman: Because I couldn’t afford to buy a gun.     Wife: I dreamed yesterday that you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: wear it in your…