Liar Husband joke

Liar Husband joke   A woman was in bed making love with her husband’s friend when the telephone rang. After hanging up, she says, ”That was Harry, but don’t worry — he won’t be home for a while. He’s playing cards…
laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes 1: What room has no walls? A mushroom! 2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot! 3: What is smarter than a talking bird? A…
halloween jokes

halloween jokes   What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with. Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.…
funny kid jokes

funny kid jokes Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they’re two-tired! Q: What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? A: Twenty-one Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Q: Why did the cook…
funny black jokes

funny black jokes   An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane…
knock knock jokes

knock knock jokes A young blonde woman went to the doctor complaining of pain. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “You’ve got to help me. It hurts all over my body,” she said. “Be a little more specific.”  asked the doctor. The…
adult jokes

adult jokes A singer caught cold the night he was supposed to sing in a party. He could hardly speak anything. It was late,so he went to his doctor’s house and knocked the door. Doctor’s wife: who is it? Singer…
fat girl jokes

Fat Girl Jokes A fat blonde girl went to the doctor claiming that she suffering from loss of appetite.   The doctor was surprised .He asked her when exactly she suffers from this. The fat blonde replied: immediately after a meal.